In a decision that stunned fans and left analysts scrambling to update their spreadsheets, Gilbert Perreault has been named the *Greatest Player in Buffalo Sabres History of the 21st Century*. Yes, you read that right—despite retiring in 1987 and not playing a minute in the 21st century, Perreault’s legendary playmaking skills and unselfish style have apparently transcended time itself.
The announcement was made in front of a packed crowd at KeyBank Center, where a hologram of Perreault (for dramatic effect) lifted a replica trophy to raucous applause.
“His passing ability was just that good,” said Sabres GM Kevin Adams. “We watched tape from the ’70s and thought, ‘Why not? He’s still better than half the league.
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The selection has raised eyebrows not only for its time-defying logic but also for the curious list of finalists Perreault beat out: LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Dwyane Wade, Kevin Garnett, and others—none of whom have ever laced up a pair of skates for the NHL.
“I’m not sure how I got into this conversation,” said LeBron James when asked for comment. “But if Gilbert’s passing is that next-level, I’m happy for him.”
An Epic Legacy
Perreault, the original Buffalo Sabre and longtime face of the franchise, was known for his dazzling puck control, precise assists, and uncanny ability to make those around him better. A Hall of Famer and member of the famed “French Connection” line, his influence clearly hasn’t dimmed with age—or reality.
“This isn’t just about stats,” said Sabres historian Marty Glencoe. “It’s about vibes, vision, and vintage highlights in glorious VHS fuzz.”
Fans React
On social media, reactions ranged from confusion to admiration.
> “Gilbert Perreault in 2025? I’m here for it.” – @Sabres4Life
> “Wait… isn’t this a hockey team?” – @hoopfan88
> “Greatest player in the 21st century even though he hasn’t played since Reagan was president? GOAT behavior.” – @hockeytapesdaily
In a twist ending, it was revealed that the vote had been decided by a combination of AI algorithms, fan polls, and a Ouija board.
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